Sleeper Bus (def): A sleeper bus is a type of coach used to transport bands and their roadies between cities and shows. In Europe, these vehicles are full sized coaches but are only designed internally to carry between 8 and 18 passengers. There are always full galley facilities, comfortable lounges and bunk beds to allow the passengers to eat, relax & sleep.
The bus we rode on: a glorified school bus (maybe thats a little harsh we had a bathroom) the seats supposedly reclined but never stayed reclined always crept back into the straight up position. I had really hoped that this bus was goign to be so amazing that I set myself up for failure I don't know what I was thinking but as soon as we boarded I knew I was in trouble... luckly I wasn't one the players who had to share seats (because all the people who travel with us were taking up their own seats!!!) most of the players staged a takeover in the early morning hours and won their own seats. This was after they slept on teh bus floor for a few hours. As promised by coach we did get to watch film!! A full two hours was devoted to watching us screw up while teh staff drank their beers. This fun ended at 1am when coach was threatening putting in a scouting tape for our game tomorrow luckily it turned out to be The Mummy 2. I tried to fall asleep listening to the sounds of hte movie! Around 4am following 3 hours of tossing and turning I found myself worked up in a angry rage at a number of things
1- who was the idiot who thought of leaving at 10pm and sleeping through the night?
2- how many hours of sleep am I going to get?
3- who is snoring?
4- how in the world did our coaches call this a "nice big sleeper bus"?
I had to seriously calm myself down... I get really grumpy when I haven't had my sleep so it took a little for me to settle down. Once I did I managed to doze on and off until we stopped at a gas station. I went out ot stretch and a bunch of hte guys were peeing off the side of the bus I was like come on there is a washroom 200 feet away... seriously. It was here that we found out the bus ride wasn't teh original 20 hours we were told but only 14. The first positive but then it got me even more flustered as to why we wouldn't leave early morning and at least get a couple good hours of sleep.
I should be thankful because we made it to teh Czech safe and sound apparently we drove through some nasty snow storm (I guess I slept for a while!) and were barely moving sliding a bit over the road!
Well I need to go for another walk trying to stay awake so I can sleep tonight!